Reaction

Reaction upon loss of a wallet
DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

Nang dahil sa magic mirror
may isang magic mirror, at tatlong estudyante from UP, Ateneo at La Salle. Kung sino man ang magsinungaling sa harap ng magic mirror ay magvavanish.
UP: I think i am the smartest student in the Philippines
At bigla siyang naglaho
Ateneo: I think i am the richest student in the Philippines.
At bigla siyang naglaho
La Salle: I think..
at bigla siyang naglaho..