Lester went off on a country trip, but had gone only three blocks before he realized that he had left his call cards on the coffee table. He went back home and quietly went into the house. His wife was at the sink in a filmy negligee. She was so inviting that he sneaked up behind her and put his hand on her breast. Without turning round she said:
"Just one litre will do today, thanks. Lester's away on a trip for the rest of the week."
"Just one litre will do today, thanks. Lester's away on a trip for the rest of the week."
