Americanized Filipino names

This joke was very popular about ten years ago. Para sa mga hindi nakita ito.

Gregorio Talahib – George Bush
Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise

Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald

Remegio Batungbacal – Remington Steel

Victoria Malihim – Victoria Secret

Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker

Federico Hagibis – Federal Express

Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder

Jaime Bondoc – James Bond

Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods

Eleuterio Ignacio – Electronic Ignition

Burgus Bahag-Hari – Burger King

Kasimiro Bukaykay – Cashmere Bouquet

Maria Calas – Mary Kay

Rogelio Dagdagan – Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun

Restituto Pruto – Tutti Frutti

Samuel Tampipi – Sam Sonite

Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease

Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer Disease

Francisco Portero – Frank Porter

Diosdado Durante – Deo Dorant

Roberto Controlado – Bert Control

Marcelo Controlado – Muscle Control

Carpio Llanes – Carpool Lanes

Julia Domingo – Holy Sunday

Maria Pascua – Mary Christmas

Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year

Ligaya Almundo – Joy To The World

Ricardo Martinez – Ricky Martin