Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a
sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers
are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's
'fuera'?
Student: Fuera ka!
PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and
Pinoy
wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food,
American home and
Pinoy salary!
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko
lang
ang inasahan
ko hindi sana
mangyayari yan!
NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang
bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko
minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."
sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers
are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's
'fuera'?
Student: Fuera ka!
PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and
Pinoy
wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food,
American home and
Pinoy salary!
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko
lang
ang inasahan
ko hindi sana
mangyayari yan!
NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang
bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko
minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."
