Immigration Interview

Igua ki mag Lolo nagduman sa Canadian Immigration ta interview ni Lolo ma pa Canada. Dai tatao mag english si Lolo kaya kaiba si apo para mag translate.
Officer...Old man, what is your purpose of going to Canada?
Lolo sa apo--sabihon mo mabisita ako sa mga aki ko asin gusto kong makaduman sa Canada bago man lang ako magadan ta an mga aki ko aram na an Pilipinas.
Apo to Officer....my grandfather want to visit his children in Canada and also he wants to see Canada before he die.
Officer...sorry Old man, your visa is denied, why you're going to Canada you don't even know how to speak single english?
Lolo sa apo----Lintian siya sabihon mo sa iya dai mo pag baguhon....Ngata ta siya yaon digdi sa Pilipinas nagtatrabaho pa dai siya tatao magtaram ki Tagalog.(Dagitonon si Lolo ,garo ma Andres Bonifcio na)
Apo to Officer...My grandfather said...You son of a bitch!Why you're here in the Philipines working and yet you don't know any single tagalog word too.
Officer----medyo na shock asin natakot ki Lolo...Ok old man...you're visa granted.Sabay abot ki Lolo kan saiyang pasaporte na may tatak ng visa.
Maurag talaga si Lolo,taga Bikol kaya