Jues at Ms...

nag ngalas (wondering/ wondered) an jues (judge) kun pa'no na rape su babaying 6 feet tall,ta su akusado was only about 4 ft 10 inches su lang-kaw (height).
hapot kan jues sa nag sampa kan kasong rape: MISS HALANGKAWON, pa'no ka na rape???
miss halangkawon: BUMABA-BA'BA PO AKO YOUR HONOR (kun baga, kuminaka'ka siya).
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
case dimissed tolos!!!!!!