Along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
In Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
On Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
On a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"
A grafitti inside th e cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal maybe from UP Diliman dorm)
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"
At a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
Somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"
Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
"DON'T PARKING!!!"
At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!"
Sa pader ng Intramuros:
"MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!"
And this is the best of them all...para sa mga abugado ito.... (no offends
ha?)
On a building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."
(...HE! HE! HE!)
A sign in Layte!
" Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot AGAIN!!! "
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"
In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
In Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"
On Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"
On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
On a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"
A grafitti inside th e cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal maybe from UP Diliman dorm)
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN!!!"
At a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"
Somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS!"
Vacant lot near Makati Avenue:
"DON'T PARKING!!!"
At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!"
Sa pader ng Intramuros:
"MARUNONG K BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMI-IHI DITO!"
And this is the best of them all...para sa mga abugado ito.... (no offends
ha?)
On a building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC, TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO."
(...HE! HE! HE!)
A sign in Layte!
" Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot AGAIN!!! "
